Wednesday, August 01, 2007
The Cat Scare Revisited
I saw Trey physically jump about 6 inches in the air. Trey, not being conditioned to such horror movie tactics, fell victim to one of the most common scenes in horror movie history.
I figured, in an homage to the cat scare, I'd re-post my original piece on the subject.
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
The Cat Scare
I've noticed, over my many years of horror movie viewing, that there is a recurring theme in every good horror film... the cat scare.What is the cat scare? It is a suspense technique used to give the audience a thrill, followed by a sense of relief, and typically followed by somebody getting killed or chased by a killer. Still unclear? This is how a typical cat scare will go.
Enter victim to dark room, stage left mostly.
Victim: "Hello? Is anybody in here?"
a noise in the corner startles him/her
V: "Is that you, Brad? This isn't funny!"
a noise from the closet prompts him/her to investigate
V: "Brad your such a jerk, if your trying to scare me I'm going to kill you."
he/she timidly opens the closet door (suspenseful music plays)
cat dives out of the closet
Cat: RRRRRAAARRRR!
V: "HOLY SHIT!!!! Whiskers! You scared me!"
At this point the audience is kicking themselves for being such pussies (no pun intended) and jumping at a damn cat flying out of the closet.After the initial thrill is over and just about the time the audience is feeling safe again, the killer emerges and makes everyone shit their pants.
There are, however, some instances where the cat scare is overused.The first "Alien" movie uses three cat scares in a matter of five minutes. Seriously? It's a big stretch to use two in an entire movie. But three in five minutes? Lets get real Ridley Scott.
Posted by Shep at 7:37 AM
T.O. Uses Big Words, Still Sounds Stupid
David the Gnome
A while back I did an entry on "Kick-Ass Shows You May Have Forgotten" Well here is the opening for "David the Gnome" a kick-ass show I actually forgot about. But, as I did a little reading, I found out David was an ageing hippie vegan. The story taught children to not eat meat and to respect the planet we live on. I don't know what kind of effect this had on me seeing as how I eat more red meat then 90% of Americans and annually shoot 4 to 5 mammals and countess dove and quail. Nice try hippies.
Also, hippies can't spell. Check the title of this episode..."Good Medecine?" Did they mean Medicine? Unbelievable.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Kurt's Wedding
Friday, July 27, 2007
Dwight Schrute Music Video
"Day or night,
He'll use his might,
to fight for right,
and hit the height,
and light the light,
and be polite,
He's out of sight!
DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT..."
The Shittiest Music Video Ever
This is a music video from Baltimora's catalog of hit(s?). It probably took a half hour to shoot this entire thing, add a couple effects and you're done. Also, the lead singers moves are terribly gay. But a good way to start a Friday.
The Greatest Guitarist
I ran across this video the other day while looking for the Toto music video. This guy's name is Andy McKee and he is a phenominal guitarist. If you want to see another great song he does, check YouTube under "Drifting." I just thought everybody might get a kick out of how good this guy is.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Man Vs. Child
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Bear Grylls A Fraud
I, for one, am pissed that some idiot brought this to light. We all had a thought in the back of our mind that the show was not as truthful as is claimed to be, but so what. I was intrigued by Bear's knowledge of the outdoors and his ability to survive in nature's most violent circumstances. Who would know what kind of alge decontaminates groundwater, or how you can get water from an elephant turd? Bear did...dammitt.
If the show ends up getting canceled (which I din't know why it would) I have an idea for a new reality show that would be low on cost and high on hilarity.
It's called "Man vs. Child" and it pits Rob Schnieder against middle-school bullies. The premise is Rob visiting different junior highs and challenging the biggest kids there. The great thing about this show is you never know who is really going to win. The season finale would be Schnieder doing the American Gladiator course with the same kids he fought throughout the season as gladiators. He could face Dustin Diamond or somebody equally worthless. It would be a hit.