i got drunk and joined a bowling league

i went bowling last thursday at westview lanes. it just so happened to be dollar beer night and i was pretty damn excited. we used to go bowling every wednesday summer a year ago, but since then ive been maybe two or three times. anyway, we got there about 9 o'clock (a whole hour before we could smoke inside) and i grabbed a beer. two and a half hours later i was chain-smoking, pounding beers, and hurling the shit out of that ten pound purple bowling ball. someone mentioned that it would be a good idea to join a bowling league and i of course agreed. however, i feel like i weasled my way in because i didnt break 100 all night and everyone else was hitting 150's-170's. i think my big sell as a teammate was i said i would make shirts.

we'll ive done it, ive become so bored that i decided to start a blog. i feel like alot of funny stuff happens that not everyone has the privilage to hear about or witness first hand. with that said, i will mostly be posting dumb shit that i find funny...so theres that to look forward to.