I've been blogging for a while now, and I've noticed that on everyone else's blog they have nice colorful titles in big letters. I don't have a clue how to do that.
Baldness is not a trait shared on either side of my family, however, I'm pretty sure I am going bald because my hair has been showing up everywhere. I was sitting on the couch scratching my head and when I looked down I had a handful of hair. This led me to pose the question,"does binge drinking cause hair loss?" If it does I'm screwed. The heightened social skills are not worth a combover at the age of 30... or are they?
On a similar subject, I have found the perfect bloody mary recipe.
-Absolute Peppar Vodka
-Clamato
-Worcestershire(to taste)
-Tabasco(to taste)
-Olive Juice(spoonful)
-Olives x2
-Pickled Okra x2
-Ice
The vegetables give you the essential vitamins needed to fight the headache, and the clamato gets you feeling frisky.
I don't know if you've read Edgar's blog lately, but his recent post on writing a disaster movie is kind of actually going to happen, except with me thrown in the mix. Edgar and I have decided to quit our respective schools and movie to Hollywood to write disaster movies, horror movies, romantic-comedies, sitcoms, a coming-of-age teen drama, and my own brainchild a cartoon based on my college experiences...it would go somthing like this...
We've already began brainstorming on the disaster flick... the cast is made up of Hollywood royality with some upcoming stars thrown into the mix. Including...
Harrison Ford-His yells of agony are brilliant we could'nt see anyone else playing the part
Michelle Phifer or Kim Basinger- either one could fill this part, but we would need to know what they look like naked because there will probably be a gratuitous sex scene between Ford and one of these women
Amy Smart or the chick from the OC- gratuitous sex scene with son of Ford's character
Topher Grace-I like him, he would play the son
Jack Black- Comic relief, probably die early in the picture
Donald Sutherland- the wise old mentor the Ford's character
Cameos:
James Carville, Jim Gaffigan, Danny Masterson, Dan Castellansta, Rob Schnider, Seth Macfarlane, Larry David, Anthony Edwards, Cedric the Entertainer, Mike Meyers, and the Sweedish Bikini Team.
It's likley to explode into the box office Summer '08.
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