Sunday, February 12, 2006

Fast Times at Scruffy Murphey's

Here is an account of what went on Thursday Febuary 9th, 2006 between the hours of apx. 12:00am and 2:00am. at 1226 Speight Ave.

12:00am- Trail Boss, Dub, and myself leave George's and head to Scruffs to tie a few on.

12:05am- Bobby the doorman greets us and we head to the bar to wait half an hour for a damn beer amid barrats, and fat chicks.

12:30am- I get two Coors and go talk to Bobby at the door. Boss is talking to some obscure law school friend, and Dub is already yelling at people entering and leaving the bar.

12:45am- I wander around for a while, stopping only shortly to talk to people I usually see at Scruffs and admire a scantily clad fem.

1:00am- Head to the bathroom, Wardlaw is now yelling out the door at the people waiting in line. The only audible remarks were "show me your left tit" and "Hi, Chris Wardlaw, TABC."

1:05am- Go to the bar to get another drink, the line is not as long and I see a friend slouched over the counter.

1:06am- I get up to him and say hi, he asks me if I want a jagerbomb. Dub is all of a sudden right over my shoulder and exclaims he would like one too.

1:10am- We take our shots and order up another one. I was pretty drunk before I even got to George's and it was starting to affect me because I had to fight off my dinner from coming back up.

1:20am- I'm hammered

1:30am- Still hammered, walk around, go to the bathroom again.

1:45am- Bobby comes up to me in the pool room and tells me I need to talk to Wardlaw or else he's going to have to kick him out.

1:49am- Wardlaw is pretty hostile. Apparently some guy had tried to walk out and needed to get by him on order to leave. He said, "The Dub moves for no one," and instigated a fight.

1:55am- Finally leave, Wardlaw rides in the back because he's pretty pissed.

2:00am- I get a man hug.

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