THE SHEP BLOG

shirtless dub and the wrongful bitch-slap

it was the last wednesday in january. we decided to head up to karaoke at treffs and see our old friend skarky. he greeted us right when we walked in with a "holy shit, i think i see shep and some of the old school guys." i dont know why i was specifically mentioned, he knows stone and edgar just as well, in fact they have put on more powerhouse performances than i could ever hope to in a lifetime...needless to say things were strange from the beginning. as we got sat down and started ordering drinks, i noticed two girls grinding on each other in the corner...which is wierd for karaoke because two black guys usually dont get up and sing a spot on lil' jon tune, its usually nerdy white guys singing seal or some other lost gem...this makes me stone and edgar seem like karaoke dynamos...but these guys were going to give us a run for our money. as the night progressed, those damn girls kept on grinding up on each other...and finally one of them got up on a chair right in front of me and started shaking her ass right in my face. what was i to do? should i just stare at for the duration of her chair dance? does she want me to tip her? but before i could make up my mind on what to do, dub reaches accross me and gives her a good solid pinch. i was fairly befuttled at the situation, but thought nothing of it until she turned around promptly and FUCKING SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE!!...WHAT THE HELL?!?!...i was outraged...seriously. but being the gentleman i am, i just sta there and waited for the song to end so i could tell her about the grave miscalculation she made. however, before the song was over that dipshit warlaw reached over and grabbed her ass again. this time i was ready. i covered my face with my arm while pointing to wardlaw. as i looked around i saw everyone else at the table was pointing at him too, even the friend she came with. i felt safe enough to turn around put my arm down, but he second i did, this bitch GRABS MY FACE AND SQUARES IT UP SO SHE CAN SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF ME AGAIN!!! im really too pissed to continue ive flustered myself.....i guess ill continue the story later because it gets even better... ive got to go to hooters anyway...