THE SHEP BLOG

Hot Damn!! My Computer's Fixed!!

Thanks to Danny Merziovski my computer is back up and running. With all the events that have occured since my computer went down, I thought about what I should post first at the end of my hiatus. I did'nt really want to type out all that bullshit, so I've decided to just do a recap.

My sister Emily came into town for her birthday. She brought some friends from A&M that all happened to graduate from Belton High School. It was like reliving one of her sleepovers in 8th grade, except with beer and jagerbombs. We were all having a good time two-stepping in the living room. I became a little nervous when when I saw McKenzie dancing just a little too slow with Emily, but the booze assured me everything was fine. I'm going to skip the damn drama that followed and will continue on to the house. Finally, we get home at 3-4am. I will now take a cue from Dub and change the names of those involved to protect their idenities.

Male: Dagwood
Female: Blondie
Poor Schmuck on the couch: Beetle Bailey

Removed

Emily had such a good time she came back the following weekend. I'm a little blurry on the entire night but bits come to mind.

-Mark Shepherd showed up and I was tempted to tell him," There's only room for one Shep at this party, and it's ME!"

-Trail Boss and I hang out in the Box Pub with freshman Thetas. They want to take a picture, Boss just takes a picture of their chests. I smoked three month old menthols, they were the best cigarettes I've ever had.

-Emily passes out on the couch at 1am. I asked Woody if I could put her in his bed. Emily told me the next morning she woke up to a pair of tiny blue shorts and an asscrack in her face. Thanks Woody.

-I fought off an upchuck, in retrospect I wish I would'nt have.

That's all for now.....It's good to be back.