This past week while on spring break I found myself with the opprotunity to compete for the beer chugging crown of Destin, Flordia. We were at a club called "NighTown" which supplied plenty of booty-dropping bass. It's not really my forte, but I was having fun anyway.
As I was walking around checking out all the skirts, two MTV personalities got up on stage and announced they needed volenteers for a beer chuggin' contest. My heart lit up and I bolted for the stage. This was the opprotunity I had trained so hard for. All the hangovers, embarassing behavior, and throwing up was finally going to pay off. I threw my hand up and yelled "I'm the champ!! I'm the one!!" Everyone I was with also realized how dominate I would be, and started pointing at me and yelling. But alas, I did'nt get called up on stage.
i will own all challengers...
My heart sank, but I figured someone up there would be a worthy chugger. I was mistaken. I have never seen such a group of slack-ass beer drinkers. And the worst part was that the douche that won got a trophy. A FREAKIN BEER CHUGGIN' TROPHY!!!!! Holy Crap! What I would'nt do for a beer chuggin' trophy. I should have a beer chuggin' trophy.
When we were leaving the club, Lee ran into the "champ." He told him that "your not shit compared to my boy, he's legit."
I am legit.
If you need proof, Dub has a video from St. Patrick's day. Green beer. 2.5sec. legit.
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