This is a story I've heard from Lee a number of times. It's pertains to a childhood incident of his. I always laugh when I picture what happens to Jake. Anyway, Lee was kind enough to finally put this story into writing. Enjoy.
Matt Cunningham, Jake (brother), and I were trespassing in my neighbors barn. Little did we know that they were selling the property and a realtor with hopeful buyers drove up to the barn. We ran out the back and slipped into a horse trailer where we hoped to hide out until they were gone. Unfortunately, we were hiding in a very small cramped area that the sun was beating down on. It was unbelievably hot and there was cat poop scattered all over the floor. Suddenly, Matt picked up a piece of the cat poop and, with amazing accuracy, flung it directly into Jake's mouth. Jake instantly threw up all over the place. All three of us started screaming and flung open the trailer door and rolled out. Trespassing, soaked in sweat, and grossed out, we hauled ass as fast as we could. The adults were staring at us as we ran towards our property for our own lives.
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