10 feet long and over 1000lbs., MonsterPig is a formidable foe for anyone without a gun. Reaching speeds of up to 45 mph he can run down a 1989 cutlass supreme without breaking stride. He can eat an entire Burge without chewing. His skin is as though as iron, only having a few "soft" spots where objects can penetrate. Did I mention he can eat an entire Burge without chewing?
5 foot 6 inches and over 300lbs. the Nintendude cuts his own hair with a bowl on top of his head. Armed with the fabled game glove, and multiple controller medallions, he is truly the favorite in this matchup. He also sports a zapper which he uses to gun down any 8-bit prey that might cross his path, a controller sceptor with the power give hand blisters to anyone who tries to challenge him, and a white cloak/cape which provides him camoflague in snowy areas when in battle, and provides warmth when he no doubt passes out late at night while playing Contra.
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