Thursday, May 31, 2007

Cut The Shit Bill Murray

I heard a little while back that a new Ghostbusters movie was in the works. It's called Ghostbusters In Hell, and will have Dan Akroyd and Rick Moranis reprising their rolls, and I can only imagine Harold Ramis coming back as Egon Spangler (seeing as how he is involved as producer). The movie is set in a parallel dimension New York where the 'Busters are sucked in to.

Sayonara Gopher!



My one problem with this so far is that they REALLY want Ben Stiller in the movie. I think Ben Stiller has been in, and ruined, enough movies already, and should just leave this one alone. I will probably start a petition tomorrow called "Keep Ben Stiller Away From Ghostbusters!" For one, they already have their neurotic nerd-type...Moranis. And he's damn good. He was cracking folks up on SCTV while Stiller was still stuck on his lame-ass self titled MTV show. And if they plan the make Stiller the hero, then God help us and the Ghostbusters.




You ARE Dr. Peter Venkman



Another depressing start to this flick is the hold-out of Bill Murray. Who "doesn't want to get sucked back into doing strictly comedy bits." Bill. Bill. Bill. 'Lost in Translation' was the first movie in ten years that I just turned off halfway through. I can usually pride myself for enduring shitty movies, but not 'Lost in Translation.' I just couldn't do it, even with Scarlett Johanssen's tits all over the place. That says a lot about your "serious" roles. Let's not kid ourselves Bill, you're a funny guy and everyone loves you for it. You have become a wealthy man because because of it, and you will be remembered for it whether you like it or not. So do us a favor and bring back Pete Venkman. Hell, do it for the fucking kids.


Osmosis Jones-?











...shit...





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