My buddy Jay invited me to his bachelor party a few years ago. I don't really know why I was invited. I like Jay and had known him for a while when the bachelor party went on, but was probably not the best canidate for bachelor party invitee.
We were set to meet in Longview on Saturday, but I went on Friday so I could go and get a taste of east Texas. Of course, we went to a place that had karoke. I had a pretty good time and met some cool new folks. When I get drunk and sing karoke people seem to levitate towards me. Probably because I'm having the most fun when I drink/karoke, and folks always enjoy a grown man acting like an idiot.
We had rented a stretch Excursion for the trek to Louisisana and shoved off Saturday afternoon. We stopped at a convienence store to get smokes and beer for the trip. Someone yelled at the driver to get some porn. I can't remember who this was, it could have been me, I honestly do not remember.
The driver stops at a Hastings and picks up a cut-rate shitty-ass version of girls gone wild. No one could keep their eyes on the screen, so finally someone yells at the driver to end the punishment, and thanks for a shitty porn.
About thirty minutes down the road we stop for the first of many piss/smoke breaks on the side of the highway.
We roll into Shreveport about dark and head for the Hollywood. I was excited because I'd never gambled before, and because of open bar.
I'll finish up tomorrow I've got to work now...dammitt.
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