Dear Assholes,
I am terribly sorry the other night about the events that transpired in your fine drinking establishment. I am sorry for being so rude as to order a drink from you and break you away from the important task you were trying to finish, namely the bar trivia game. I know now I should have waited until you were through and waited quietly by the bar for you to acknowledge me. And I should have tipped you because you are working so hard and your drink prices give me a couple extra bucks in my pocket that I can afford to do so. I seriously had no idea you didn't apply for this job but you were, in fact, forced to do it by a man with a gun. It must have been my mistake for ordering a Bud Light, I could have sworn I ordered a Coors Light since that is the only beer I ever drink. I can't apologize enough for ordering multiple drinks in one order. I had no idea it would piss you off, you rolling your eyes should have tipped me off. It will never happen again.
Apologetically,
Ben T. Shepperd
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