Ralph the Office Dog: Smoking Inside

Last Friday I had to stay late and finish some bullshit up before I could leave. I was pissed bacause I like to make a habit of peeling out early on Fridays, not staying till 6. I was hunched over my computer wishing I had a cigarette. I wanted to take a break and go out on the roof to have one, but I wanted to get finished and leave. It was also hot as balls, especially on the roof. I thought ot myself, "why not have one inside?" We used to smoke in the break room before the building manager told us we couldn't do it anymore. So I lit one up at my desk. I felt like a private eye. I was just waiting for some dame to come in asking for my assistance to find who kidnapped her sister. As I finsihed up my work and was heading out I wondered if the weekend would clear out the smoke smell. I figured Ralph could take the blame if it didn't.