Why Is Rosie O'Donnell Making News?

Where the hell did Rosie come from? Last time I saw her she was swooning over a still sane Tom Cruse. A week later America found out she was a huge dyke, and that was that. Now, she's come out of left field and is making news again. I didn't see her appeal in the first place. She made one movie, appeared in a handful of t.v. shows and made-for-tv movies, and had her own talk show. She is a walrus, has a terrible New York accent, and is a poor actress. I didn't even know she had been a host on "The View," which by the way is the single most God-awful show in the history of shows. I'd rather snip the tip of my penis with gardening shears than have to watch 5 minutes of "The View." But now Rosie has something to say about President Bush and the state of the union, so everybody perks their ears up. I think idiots who take what Rosie O'Donnell has to say to heart should be neutered and deported. If I ever saw Rosie in public, I'd take a swing at her. Now that she's back in the public eye, she's been offered a number of jobs including Bob Barker's replacement on "The Price Is Right." Barker was a stud and you're telling me a fat, pasty, lesbo is going to pull the same ratings? Buuuull-shit. Somebody throw this bitch a herring so she'll shut the fuck up.