Deep Thoughts...not quite.

I was talking with Romines today on the Gmail messenger. He has started putting Jack Handey quotes on his custom message on his profile. I have enjoyed reading them the past couple days and asked where he found them all. He sent me a link and i followed it to a page full of Jack Handey quotes. I only read down a little ways before I found one that made me laugh out loud and almost gave away the fact that I was not working. It read:

"If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say "How do you figger that!" real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk."

Here's how the conversation went:

me: get to work slacker
1:30 PM no funny jokes today on your custom message today?

Brian: i have conceded for the week

1:31 PM me: why?
thats a good one

Brian: It's my Friday off tomorrow and I only have a little over an hour before I go home

1:32 PM me: nice
what are you doing this weekend?

1:33 PM Brian: I'm going to Detroit, TX
me: what's there?

Brian: Grandpa

1:34 PM me: where si detroit

Brian: I'm not sure if I'm coming back on Friday night or staying in MV for the night
30 minutes from MV

me: we're floating the guadalupe sat if you want to come

1:35 PM Brian: I'm considering... I haven't talked to Stone about it since a few days ago

me: it's on my friend
meeting at Rip's 10:30 sat

1:36 PM Brian: I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.

me: gross
1:37 PM where do you get these

Brian: that's right...
they're jack handy quotes

me: deep thoughts?
nice

Brian: indeed

me: my favorite was the crows

1:38 PM Brian: I find that it boosts company moral
lol... that was a funny one

me: it boosts my moral

Brian: http://farstrider.net/DeepThoughts/Handey.htm
1:40 PM I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

1:41 PM me: hahaha

1:42 PM new favorite: "how do you figger that?"

Brian: lol
that's speaking my language now

1:43 PM me: no joke
Im doing thta next chance i get

Brian: hahaha

me: and shit into my spittoon
1:44 PM *spit

Brian: HAHAHAHA
I bet both would get a good look

me: im sure

Brian: oh man.... I'm about to fall out of my chair here...
I'm laughing out loud and it's so quiet

1:45 PM me: ive got to step away and laugh a minute

Brian: I'm just imagining you dropping a deuce in your spitoon in the middle of class
1:46 PM man, i'm crying

1:47 PM me: especially after asking the question "how'd ya figger that?"

Brian: hahahaha

me: dropping pants and pooping
1:49 PM oh lord id better get back to work