Sister More Of A Pothead Than First Thought

We went to Billy Bob's this past weekend to see Reckless Kelly put on a show. It was one of the better shows I've been to. They played all their hits and most of my favorites. The best part about the whole trip was that my sister's boyfriend had gotten us all free tickets and two free hotel rooms within two blocks of Billy Bob's.

We had a blast during the concert. I drank a bunch a beer and a couple jagerbombs and felt like a million bucks. While we were smoking a cigarette, my sister mentioned to me that she had some weed and that she wanted to go back to the hotel and smoke a little. Now, before you start judging me just know that I am a novice. Ol' Shep is no square though. In all honesty, I've never bought any, I've never packed a pipe or rolled a joint, and all I can really do is inhale and watch cartoons. That being said, I was drunk enough to think it was a good idea to go back to the hotel and smoke a bowl.

What I was not aware of was how much Sister seemed to know about it. She had all the essential gear and a vast know-how of many aspects. I looked at the baggie and thought,"this doesn't look like much, I wonder if anyone can even get high off this." I was assured that it was more than plenty for everyone. This was confirmed by a certain Big E. After seeing her load and re-load the pipe picking up every crumb of cannabis, I realized she was probably a pretty big pothead. I had no idea. I thought it was pretty funny, because she was really getting into seeing how far she could make her stash last.

As I began to feel the effects take hold, my mouth suddenly went bone-dry. I noticed this when, as I was talking, my upper lip stuck to my teeth. All the water I drank did little to help. It was a weird feeling, I felt less inebriated but would get a chuckle out of some strange things. I woke up the next morning with both lips stuck to my teeth. I walked to the mirror to see what looked like a shaved chipmunk, but was in reality only my reflection.

All in all it was a fun trip and I got my annual pot-smoke out of the way.